No, no, no. You have come to the Void.













You probably wanted the English 13 page on
.....Sheridan's The Rivals,
.....or the one on talk in life and literature.

But maybe your mistake is graver,
.....and you desire a quite different course at
.....the British School.

Perhaps you have erred so greatly you have come to
.....the wrong school altogether.

If you are terribly bewildered, you may email me
.....by clicking on the asteroid before it strikes earth.
.....
.....MMMMMMMMMO quickly, quickly.

.....MMMMMMMMMToo late.
.....MMMMMMMMM(Or try here).


Farewell, nameless pilgrim in cyberspace.
May you find your proper haven somewhere out here
in the crackling electronic darkness,
where bytes by the billion whistle past your screen,
coming you know not hither,
going whither you know not why,
forever and ever, until the end of all things.